Corrupt a Wish

We need a topic in here. So I propose a game.

I am aware that this game failed epically on OYAN (mostly because people weren't being EVIL or creative enough...odd for authors, that), but I've played it on a different forum, and it was one of the most fun things on there.

If you don't know how to play, it's really simple.

I make a wish: I wish I was taller.

You corrupt it: You're taller, but you also grew 3 extra arms and twenty-six tentacles...out of your NOSE!!!!!

And then you make a wish.

Pretty simple, eh?

So I shall start.

I wish I had black angel-wings.

Wish granted, but you get Obama's face along with them.

I wish.... I wish... I wish I were a fish.

Granted, but you end up on someone's plate in a cheap restaurant in China and get eaten by a fat Russian tourist.

I wish I had anime-status hair.

Granted, but some Native American similar to your loving of Anime hair scalps you and wears it himself.

I wish I was a Shinigami.

Granted, but a Disciple of Light seals you in a tin of strawberry jam for all time.



I wish I could have just one wish that wasn't corrupted.

I wish that too, but then this topic would be boring and we ca't have that, now can we?

I wish this forum was a little easier to navigate... <_<

Granted, but it becomes so boring no one comes.

I wish the movies of my books actually followed the book.

Granted, but the acting's terrible >.<

I wish Seth would stop trying to murder me in my sleep.

Granted, but he murders Evan instead. HA HA HA!!!

I wish I didn't have school anymore...

Granted, but now you have no education and fail at life.

I wish I could multitask better.

Granted, but you become obsessed with doing so, and slowly your life turns into a huge matrix of tasks, and you spend all your time trying to keep them straight. On top of that, your dog eats a stick of dynamite and blows up.

I wish I had more motivation.

Granted, but you were so motivated to jump out of a plane, that you did, only while it was in flight.

I wish I knew how to navigate this forum.

Granted, but the admin decides to respond and gives a long-winded explanation
On the main page, there is Kentair, Ordivan, and the Elven 'Lands.' Under each of these countries are their respective cities. In each of these cities are different topics which represent different locations in the city.
For instance, The Fish Market in Torsic. Torsic is a city in the country Ordivan. The Fish Market is a notable location in Torsic. If a character lives there, the player would make a topic signifying his/her house.
When a character goes to other locations, the player posts in prose format in that other location.

Does this help?

I wish that more people would be on this forum.

yes, thank you, but where do you create a charrie?

granted, but then the sever overloads and crashes.

I wish I was finished with my novel.

I can answer that ^_^ Here's my most developed charrie creation. https://ordivan.actieforum.com/t8-the-nightfire-home-somewhere-in-the-lower-middle-class-section-of-ren
Basically, you make a topic where your character lives (I would suggest Ren, since everyone else lives there), and fill out a form thingy like this.

Granted, but you show it to your best friend, who then declares that it's a terrible pile of trash not even worthy of the dump. He then proceeds to burn it.

I feel terrible about the corruption. o_O

I wish people would read the intro board. ( https://ordivan.actieforum.com/f3-welcome )

Thanks!

Granted *has read the into topic* but it confuses people to the point where they leave the forum.

I wish people responded to my PMs faster

Granted, but they respond with hateful things, and you get depressed.

I wish I could manage my time better.

granted, but you manage it so well that you become the president and are assassinated.

I wish I had less school to do.

Granted, but then you have done less school and are stupid and work as a fry cook at McDonalds until your early death.


I wish I could be invited to a White House dinner.

granted, but unfortunately for you, it is the night that Washington DC is nuked.

I wish I could draw better

Granted, but your drawing style is an exactly duplicate of a current famous artists, and you are sued for every cent you will ever make.


I wish I were in shape.

Granted, but to get in shape, you had to join the Marine Corps and you were KIA

I wish someone would respond to my new topic

Granted, but you look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I wish I knew how to sew already.